Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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