Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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