The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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