If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!