Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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