Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.