There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.