There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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