What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!” “I’m sorry,” The girl tells him. “We can’t allow animals in the cinema.” The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it’s head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, “Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!” Agnes whispers back, “Oh, don’t worry about it… you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.” Madge says, “I KNOW…but this one’s eating my POPCORN!”
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.