Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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