When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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