A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.