Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
The six front keys have rotted out.
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife : Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!! What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? No, restart the router, please!
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?