Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.