Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.