Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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