Joke #3855

Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: lawyer, viagra, mean, insulting

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Vote: has 82.30 % from 1011 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, stupid, food, lawyer, insulting
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
Vote: has 72.56 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: lawyer, viagra, mean, insulting
The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange some things for you, ” the devil said. “I’ll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you’ll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife’s soul, your children’s souls, and their children’s souls rot in hell for eternity.” The lawyer thought for a moment. “What’s the catch?” he asked.
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: lawyer, age, wife, lawyer
A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, “Give it to me straight. How long have I got?” The physician replied that he doubted that the man would survive the night. The man then said, “Call for my lawyer.” When the lawyer arrived, the man asked for his physician to stand on one side of the bed, while the lawyer stood on the other. The man then laid back and closed his eyes. When he remained silent for several minutes, the physician asked what he had in mind. The man replied “Jesus died with a thief on either side. I just thought I’d check out the same way.”
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: lawyer, hospital, lawyer, god
Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals!
Vote: has 69.39 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cop, viagra, dirty
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, travel, insulting
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Vote: has 49.86 % from 6 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, stupid, insulting
A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor. The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.” On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, “What happened to you?” The man said, “No one showed up.”
Vote: has 79.71 % from 78 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, doctor, drug, viagra, wife
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by. After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway. "Your husband is very sick," the doctor said. "Still, you can do three things to ensure his survival: First, fix him three healthy meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment and don’t complain about anything. Finally, have sex and oral sex with him every day." The doctor left and the woman returned to her husband’s room. "What did the doctor say?" he asked. "I’m sorry, m’dear," she said, "but he said you’re not going to make it."
Vote: has 88.85 % from 232 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: marriage, doctor, wife, husband, mean
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
Vote: has 74.18 % from 159 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: lawyer, school, dad, business