The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.