Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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