Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.