Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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