Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.