Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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