Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.