What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
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Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared.
And that's the story.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
Computers are like air conditioners.
They work fine until you start opening windows.