What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
Two programmers in a bar: Do you see that chick there? Look at here “properties”! Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.