Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Vote:
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Vote:
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Vote:
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Vote:
People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
Vote:
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Vote:
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Vote: