Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...