Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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