Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...