If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.