Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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