Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered." The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order." The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." The fourth surgeon said, "I like technicians...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.