Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because he was stuck in the chicken.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?"
The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!"
To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?"
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.
Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"
Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?”
And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’
Garry Shandling
What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job while he was driving?
They both fell off the motorcycle.