Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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