Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!