Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered? Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."