Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Two programmers in a bar: Do you see that chick there? Look at here “properties”! Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife : Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!! What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? No, restart the router, please!
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.