Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.