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It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone.
Also a challenge to the iPhone?
Making phone calls.
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I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it.
Now I have two problems.
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Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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Why should you never fart in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!
A computer programmer has been missing from work for over a week.
Finally someone notices and calls the police.
They break down the door of his flat where they find him dead in the shower, an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body.
The programmer seems to have died from a combination of exposure and exhaustion.
The puzzle is explained when the police read the instructions on the shampoo bottle – ‘Wet hair.
Apply shampoo. Rinse. Repeat.’
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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