There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.