There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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