Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.