Joke #4047

Double your drive space. Delete Windows!

Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.

Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.

How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!

Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!

Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.

Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!

Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.

I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer enquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."