There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
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Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
All the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA.
What's a bee's favourite sport?
Rugbee.
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?
Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences:
The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.
The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.
The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.
The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england?
A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!
Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb?
A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.