Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.