Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.