The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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