The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.