What do golfers use in China? China tees!
The Golfer asked his Caddy, "Hey boy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday? Caddy replied, "The way you play, Sir, its a crime any day of the week!"
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...