Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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