A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.