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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
Cool music.
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
A: Captain's log.
If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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