The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.