Joke #4115

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.

Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."

Three heavyweight men; an American, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The American jumped off and shouted "God save America!" The English man jumped off and shouted "God Save The Queen!" The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted "God save the person who I land on!''

Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him! Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!

Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!

Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.

Did you hear about the small golf course? You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.

All the bases are 90 feet apart in regulation Baseball. So why does it take a Runner longer to run from 2nd to 3rd than it does from 1st to 2nd? Simple! Because between 2nd and 3rd there is a 'Short-Stop'!

The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.

Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.