When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.