Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.