Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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