Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.