Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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